Golazzo!

 I'm going to treat this game like "Rocky V" - never happened... (image via YouTube)

I'm going to treat this game like "Rocky V" - never happened... (image via YouTube)

I can't believe United threw away a 3-1 lead against a newly promoted club. I can't believe they got completely bullied around the pitch by immortals like Jamie Vardy, Leonardo Ulloa and United-reject Ritchie De Laet. I can't believe they displayed the poise of a teenager at prom after they had a couple of calls go against them.

But hey, at least we got to see this magnificent goal from Angel Di Maria (who got subbed off with the score at 3-3). I guess that's what £59.7 million buys you...

 The highlight of an otherwise terrible game that I never, ever want to talk about again.

The highlight of an otherwise terrible game that I never, ever want to talk about again.

Victor Li

chicago, il