Saw a funny thread depicting some Todd In The Shadows’ Trainwreckords as “Simpsons” memes. So I tried it with some of my Career Killers.
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Who is Betinho? And why was he suddenly added to our active roster?
Eric Clapton’s re-invention as a COVID-skeptic and anti-vaxxer has spilled into his music.
Sung to the tune of Madonna’s “Vogue.”
Zzzzzzzzzz…
Thanks for the memories, MC Shaq.
Welcome back, Jack! I assume you’ve changed your ways and given up torture and extrajudicial killings, right?
Originally found on Break.com. Assuming making graffiti wasn’t illegal in NYC, I would have added: Vampire In Brooklyn Metro Holy Man Imagine That Meet Dave A Thousand Words “Whatzupwitu“ Man, …
From the Archives: I wrote this satirical piece in March 2008 after the Yankees signed Billy Crystal and played him in a spring training game against the Pirates. I remembered thinking that Crystal could have made Pittsburgh’s active roster. Considering some of the stiffs they’ve had in the last few years (Jeromy Burnitz, Matt Morris, Derek “Operation Shutdown” Bell), Crystal couldn’t have been any worse.
The biggest soap-opera of the NBA offseason will be resolved on Thursday night as Lebron James plans on announcing his decision during a one-hour infomercial on ESPN. There are many questions that should be answered, not the least of which is how the hell is Lebron going to fill an hour of time? Well, luckily for us, I’ve gotten my hands on a top secret advance script for Lebron’s big special.
“The Very Hungry Caterpillar” is iconic.
But Daniel B. Smith thinks it’s moronic.
The pictures are nice, but the text is bland,
How it has sold 29 million copies, Smith doesn’t understand.
“He said you were a born killer. Is that true?” — Jonathan Wallace. Oh yes, Jonathan. You have no idea.
(Sung to the tune of “The Ballad of Jed Clampett“) Come and listen to a story about a man named Tom,Clever midfielder, thought he was the bomb.Then one day he …
One of my best social media moments. My Tweet about #RejectedGrammyCategories made the Daily Rehash list. I’m there with the likes of John Fugelsang and Denny’s. This marks the second …
From the Archives: I wrote this satirical piece in December 2007, back when I was writing for a website that was kind of like Onion Sports Network – only we had tens of fans and visitors. I think it still holds up well, even today. Watch this week’s “NFL Blitz” and tell me Berman doesn’t do the same schtick he’s done for decades.
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