Manchester United

(Sung to the tune of “The Ballad of Jed Clampett“) Come and listen to a story about a man named Tom,Clever midfielder, thought he …

You can make a pretty good team with all of the players that Manchester United have been perennially linked with in the transfer market …

The story that just won’t die. A brief history of “Wesley Sneijder Is Joining Manchester United” stories.

“Is that skinny kid with the bad alpaca-like facial hair the guy we just bought from Atlético for £18 million?”