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(Sung to the tune of “The Ballad of Jed Clampett“) Come and listen to a story about a man named Tom,Clever midfielder, thought he was the bomb.Then one day he …

You can make a pretty good team with all of the players that Manchester United have been perennially linked with in the transfer market over the last few years.  

The story that just won’t die. A brief history of “Wesley Sneijder Is Joining Manchester United” stories.

“Is that skinny kid with the bad alpaca-like facial hair the guy we just bought from Atlético for £18 million?”

Originally published at: Columbia News Service. (Archived here) Also published in the Berkshire Eagle – April 29, 2010. Country music has taught us how to deal with heartbreak, that it’s …